{"id":1579,"date":"2016-01-18T00:31:01","date_gmt":"2016-01-18T05:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/?p=1579"},"modified":"2016-01-18T00:31:01","modified_gmt":"2016-01-18T05:31:01","slug":"wheres-my-passport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/?p=1579","title":{"rendered":"Where’s My Passport?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Ms.\u00a0Oh Come On Now\u00a0(<- me),<\/p>\n

We currently cannot offer you health insurance coverage because you were unable to provide proof of being a US citizen or national….\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Errrrrr, what?!?!?<\/p>\n

My hardy har not-so-har-at-all joke about marrying for health insurance and trading with someone who needs a green card,\u00a0doesn’t even make sense\u00a0anymore. \u00a0Joke’s on me? \u00a0Que?<\/p>\n

After tracking down the insurance broker, he assured me he’d already taken care of this and the letter must have gotten crossed in the mail. \u00a0Hmmm. \u00a0No bueno. \u00a0So he knew already and solved this problem how exactly? \u00a0Sheesh, this just keeps getting crazier. \u00a0My favorite part though is the company that sent the letter was my SAME insurance carrier a year a and one month ago. \u00a0Do they think I renounced my citizenship since then?<\/p>\n

Does anyone know what language my name is on on this coffee cup? \u00a0Maybe it’s a key to my mysterious\u00a0country of origin?<\/p>\n

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Dear Ms.\u00a0Oh Come On Now\u00a0(<- me), We currently cannot offer you health insurance coverage because you were unable to provide proof of being a US citizen or national….\u00a0 Errrrrr, what?!?!? My hardy har not-so-har-at-all joke about marrying for health insurance … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diabetes-notes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tD0n-pt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1579"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1582,"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1579\/revisions\/1582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}