{"id":613,"date":"2013-07-17T12:17:37","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T16:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/?p=613"},"modified":"2013-07-18T16:37:48","modified_gmt":"2013-07-18T20:37:48","slug":"dont-bite-me-keeping-it-pg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Bite Me (Keeping it PG)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got to the gym early this morning. \u00a0Not nearly as early as I had hoped, but I made it. \u00a0My overnight Dexcom graph was awesome. \u00a0The basal rate changes I made a few weeks are working (well the overnight part at least), amazingly! My Dexcom numbers turned to &#8220;???&#8221; during my workout. \u00a0No biggie, short workout and the sensor (disappointingly) was ready to be changed.<\/p>\n<p>Made it home to shower and a wee bit tight on time (Late for work? \u00a0Who me???). \u00a0I kept my Dexcom sensor on, hoping it would spring back to life while I scrub-a-dub-dubbed. Scrub-a-dub-Nope.<\/p>\n<p>I inserted a new Dexcom site on my lower abdomen. OUCH-to-the-MOTHER-CHUCKING-OUCH! \u00a0I took the brain (ok transmitter) out of my former site\/sensor but for some reason I just couldn&#8217;t get that damn brain to click into the new, why-are-you-biting-me sensor. \u00a0Was I LOW? \u00a0I&#8217;d been in range at the gym before the &#8220;???&#8221; started. \u00a0Hmmmm. \u00a0The sensor site still hurt, the brain just wouldn&#8217;t snap in. \u00a0I COULD get the brain (ok transmitter) to click back into the sensor that was now dangling from the edge of my bathroom sink (so everything seemed to still be working, right?). \u00a0The site still hurt, less like a &#8220;mother-chucker&#8221; and more like a &#8220;what-the-H-E-double-hockey-sticks&#8221;. \u00a0As I kept trying to line-up the brain, I noticed something. \u00a0RED. \u00a0I took a photo to get a better view (ahhh technology). \u00a0Yep, blood coming through the sensor. \u00a0The theme song of The Beverly Hill Billies started playing in my mind. \u00a0You know the scene in the intro when Jed shoots the ground and oil starts slowly bubbling to the surface? \u00a0Yep, that was happening with my Dexcom site. \u00a0Damn I was really going to be late for work.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_614\" style=\"width: 594px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexfail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-614\" class=\"size-large wp-image-614\" alt=\"Ouch!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexfail-1024x1024.jpg\" width=\"584\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexfail-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexfail-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexfail-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexfail.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-614\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ouch!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I replaced the Dexcom site, cleaned myself up, decided on a hair style I refer to as No-hair-style, and rushed to work.<\/p>\n<p>If you know me, you know how very much I love my Dexcom. \u00a0One might even say<a href=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/?p=184\"> I am IN-LOVE with my Dex<\/a>. \u00a0So here&#8217;s the silver lining part of this story. \u00a0I called Dexcom. \u00a0I finally got a human. \u00a0I actually have no proof she was human but my gut instinct says, yes, human. \u00a0I told her the story. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t have any of the packaging information. \u00a0I have to send Dexcom the information when I get home. \u00a0They are replacing the sensor. \u00a0Yippie Skippy.<\/p>\n<p>While I waited on the phone for the human, I remembered something. \u00a0That slidy door on my G4 receiver doesn&#8217;t close. \u00a0It hasn&#8217;t lost it&#8217;s sliding ability, but it gets caught on the plastic body that seems a wee bit cracked (What the heck am I talking about? \u00a0Check the photo below). \u00a0So after I went over the whole sensor-bit-into-me story, and agreed with the human lady that yes, I agree and believe I&#8217;ll have a nice bruise too, I told her about the chipped plastic no-slidy door issue. \u00a0It took maybe a minute. \u00a0My replacement sensor and my replacement receiver will arrive next week.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_615\" style=\"width: 234px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-chip.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-615\" class=\" wp-image-615   \" alt=\"Dexcom chip\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-chip-938x1024.jpg\" width=\"224\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-chip-938x1024.jpg 938w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-chip-274x300.jpg 274w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-chip.jpg 1197w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-615\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dexcom chip<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So maybe the pain, wasted sensor, late for work, bruise, waiting for a human was sorta worth it. \u00a0I should have called weeks ago about the receiver but kept forgetting (read: procrastinating). \u00a0Silverish lining? \u00a0Yes please, I&#8217;ll take it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>******** UPDATE********: That human lady from Dexcom was right&#8230;I&#8217;ve got a bit of a bruise. \u00a0Also I received an email confirmation that my replacement sensor and new, non-chipped receiver have been shipped as well. \u00a0All good. \u00a0Tough as nails.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_621\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexbruise.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-621\" class=\" wp-image-621 \" alt=\"New Dex sensor and my previous bleeder bruise.  \" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexbruise-300x183.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"146\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexbruise-300x183.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexbruise-1024x625.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexbruise-491x300.jpg 491w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dexbruise.jpg 1097w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-621\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">New Dex sensor and my previous bleeder bruise.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*******2nd UPDATE******** \u00a0I guess that chip broke off at some point. \u00a0The slidy door made a run for it. \u00a0Amazing timing by me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-door.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-623 aligncenter\" alt=\"Dex door\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-door-300x225.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-door-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-door-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-door-400x300.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.surfacefine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/Dex-door.jpg 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got to the gym early this morning. \u00a0Not nearly as early as I had hoped, 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